Have you seen the app that makes you look fat (or fatter than normal?) It's more disturbing than it is funny, actually. This image has been burned into my mind for eternity and consequently makes me lose my appetite.
Apparently, Preston had the same reaction when I texted him the picture.
I was seriously considering making that picture my wallpaper or printing it out and hanging it on my fridge as a scare tactic to keep me away from Cafe Rio and Cherry on Top when I glanced at my favorites and saw this!!
Please note the second to last person in my favorites...B. Clark?!?! How did this happen??? In case you have forgotten, B. Clark is the most evil of the Catz coaches (and I say that with love) who found great pleasure in inflicting pain on me. He even wrote my and Melissa's name on the board for talking in class! How in the @#$@# did he get into my favorites?!?!?! The mere sight of his name gives me the all too familiar pre-Catz sick to my stomach feeling. Ew. I remember waiting for class to begin every day, just feeling sick to my stomach with anxiety. As soon as he yelled, "Adults on the track!" I felt like I might hurl.
That being said, I would give anything to go to Catz again! The closest one to us is in Anaheim and I'm not about to drive 30 miles a day in OC traffic. So sad. In theory, I should be able to apply what they taught us and work myself out but it's not as much "fun" doing it without your girlfriends and let's be honest, the motivation is seriously lacking. I need someone to write my name on the board.
We have so many trips planned in the next couple month...Salt Lake, Seattle, San Francisco, Phoenix, Seattle, Salt Lake, and back to Phoenix again! I have to get my butt in my gear. If anyone wants a workout buddy, call me. Maybe we can even be virtual work out buddies? I need someone to be accountable to. Preston is just too nice. HELP!
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I'm with you! We can be there for each other! I have been trying REALLY hard! I run in the morning and then after I take the kids to school I do P90...so far so good. P90 is ridiculous...It might just be the thing you need. There is another workout program called Insanity, but I haven't tried it.
PS Love that I'm in your favorites...made my day.
Okay, that iPhone convo? HILARIOUS! I'm already fat though so I don't need it. Maybe I'll make all my friends fat so I'll feel better about myself! HA!
I'm jealous that you're going to Seattle. I haven't been in over two years. Love it up there.
LOL!!!!!!!!!! Those pics are hilar! Oh B. Clark. Those Catz memories will never cease to haunt me.
I'm glad I'm in your Favorites.
I miss you:(
When are you coming back?
Ok. You make me want to die. I'm still rolling over the fact that you posted your fat picture on your blog. Hilarious. Miss you guys and can't wait to see you!
Hilarry!!!! I told BClark that you miss him, and he said go to Anaheim. Haha. I loved the phone conversation between you and P-town. I will be your virtual work out/eat good buddy!!!
Those pictures are hilarious! I don't need an app for that though. All I have to do is pull out a few pics from about a year or so ago. And if I'm not careful, all I will have to do is look in the mirror. HELP!
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