This is what awaits me at Nordstrom on March 7th.
Why, you ask? Because that is the day I will have finished the 8 week fitness challenge at Catz and the end of this diet from hell and I will deserve an extra special treat!
Can I just tell you what my diet consisted of yesterday? You'll cry.
Meal 1: 1/2 cup plain yogurt and 1/2 banana
Meal 2: Handful of baby carrots and 5 slices of turkey much meat
Meal 3: A hard boiled egg and a handful of grapes
Meal 4: String cheese and a handful of baby carrots
Meal 5: A can of tuna (plain) and a stick of celery
Are you crying yet? If not, you obviously do not have the deep, abiding love for food that I do. And, to top it off, I am giving up diet pop for 8 weeks! (My friends at QT are probably going to put out an APB for me) That's not really one of the requirements but I am trying to look at this as an experiment. A science fair project, if you will. Let's see what happens!
Our first work-out is Monday night and we signed up for 5 classes next week. We went to our two hour orientation on Thursday and it was interesting, to say the least. We were poked, prodded, and pinched more than I care to remember. I had to lift my shirt and let some semi-attractive guy pinch my hips! I'm so glad all of my friends are doing it with me. It makes it a lot easier! We were seriously crying laughing.
Now...how quickly can one go from Queen Latifah to Jennifer Aniston?
6 comments:
I don't know if you are eating enough. Remember you are supposed to have 3 servings at each meal. string cheese and a handful of carrots probably won't cut it. Don't starve yourself if you don't eat enough your body will hold on to fat.
You will look smokin in those jeans
Oh you are inspiring! The hard work will pay off and you will be so proud of yourself! Not that you can get much hotter because you are already there!
Oh my gosh Hil!!! That menu reminded me of why I don't diet! However, because of your overwhelming will power, you will have the best freakin' body EVER!!! I wish you the best of luck! Keep us updated on your blog of your progress! GO HILARRY GO!!!!
A) This is the craziest thing I have ever heard of!!
B) I could NEVER eat that or lack there of.
C) You look great already!
D) I love those jeans!
E) I can't wait for Brit in April!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
F) xoxo
G) How is the boy
H) I have to take a banking test today.
I) I went to the huge MAC store in ABQ this weekend and did some damage.
J) Did you watch the Golden Globes?
K) I love Ryan Seacrest.
L) Megan Fox looked so hot last night!
M) What was up with Drew Barrymore's hair?
N) I better get back to work.
O) HOw is Preston though?
P) Do you love your new Betsy Johnson bag?
Q) I do!!
R) Go Brit!
S) Do you think she is still secretly dating Adnahn G.?
T) Hi!
U) Ok- I really have to go now.
V) Bye!
W) I want Salma Hayek's boobs!!
X) Your diet is nuts!
Z) Happy Monday!!
Wow girl, I feel for you! Wouldn't it be nice if we could all have perfect bodies without dieting :) Good luck! By the way I love the jeans!
OMG! Apparently I don't know my alphabet cuz I forgot "Y." So here it goes!
Y) You really need to investigate where Brit's new $8.9 million dollar pad is. We need to do a drive-by ASAP! Please contact your peeps at TMZ for the scoop. Please and thank you.
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