I went to my new ward today and realized this is what is in store for me. I am going to end up a crazy, childless, dog lady.
Reason #1 I will be a crazy, childless dog lady
There were only 53 people at my new ward today. I counted.
Reason #1 I will be a crazy, childless dog lady
A guy walked into the chapel late WITH SUNGLASSES ON. I must have looked like I was smiling at him (when in fact I was laughing at him) because he turned and WINKED AT ME! And a sexy wink, at that! I almost lost it. I actually did lose it a few minutes later during the musical number and had to act like I was coughing, when I was actually snort-laughing! (Why does that always happen to me at church? They really should make people audition before they are allowed to sing at church.)
Reason #3 I will be a crazy, childless dog lady
Another 2 guys walked in late and sat by me and Jaimi. Just as I was thinking they were semi-cute and possibly semi-datable, one of the guys started scratching the other guy's back! In church! And not just a scratch, a "slow roll," as Jaimi described it! It honestly could have been classified as a "caress." And this was not a fleeting scratch. They were at it for five minutes! They weren't even laughing. I think this has to be something they do on a regular basis. It was way too natural.
After church, I went to visit Katie, Jon, and new baby Travis (who I LOVE and want to kidnap!) at the hospital. I took some really cute pics, but I want to wait to post them until Katie introduces him on her blog :) I usually don't think I want kids because, well, I feel like I have 20 of them every day and trust me, teaching really cures the desire for children. Seeing them all together though really made me want a cute little family too! I just love little Travis and Holly and I really need to go visit Katie and Jon when I am feeling anti-dating. I'm so glad Katie married Jon, he's such a good guy! I might just pull an Angelina though and go adopt a Cambodian baby. Think anyone would pay me $14 million for the pictures?
3 comments:
Dang only 53 people? That sucks! What ward was it?
You are too funny- I seriously think I would have flipped out seeing those guys scratch each others back- why?? Because I saw it happen in my last singles ward at BYU last year. I thought to my self "Self, you have got to be kidding me- this is a joke right?! They are just being stupid right?! No, no, no...they were full on body rubbers & loved every second of it. I am sure the Bishop loved it too. ha. Psych."
Question....haven't you witnessed guy on guy backscratching before at church???? Wait, I think actually my sister had a similar experience happen at BYU-I. Oh no, this cannot be a good sign.
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